Pirate vs Ninja

Yesterday was International Talk Like a Pirate Day. I would have made this post yesterday, but me and my wench were too busy celebrating by playing Super Mario World--though I did check out her booty. The battle between Pirates and Ninjas has been raging for as long as man has been able to remember the debate. To date, no consensus has been reached. Some are strictly for Ninjas wanting nothing to do with the Pirate crowd and in some cases, blatantly speaking ill of them. Take for instance this review of Pirates of the Caribbean by the Ninja from Ask A Ninja.



Some very obvious personal attacks goin' on there. But Pirates are not innocent in that regard. Some would say that they're worse about talking crap about the other side. In this video a pair make a pros and cons listing that's a bit one sided.



There are many movies about Ninjas, and there is no shortage of movies about Pirates. But rare is the opportunity to see them go head to head as seen here:



I for one, side with the Pirates for two very simple reasons....rum and wenches. That, and my butt looks all misshapen in black pajamas.

The day may never come where one stands above the other in victory. All I can say is that being polar opposites, Ninjas and Pirates are not compatible. Breeding the two together to receive the ultimate power results in a sterile, misshapen creature that deserves only pity--much like breeding a Tiger and a Lion to get a Liger. You can see the results for yourself here: